On Human Physiological Response 2: This Time It's Personal

[skeeve]

So I finally found someone who could probe my arm enough to get enough blood out of it to test. This test was intended to tell me what my blood type was, simply so that we could know if we had to worry about RH immunity, considering Care is pregnant and O-.

I got the results today. Let's see how many things wrong you can see with this:

Comments

[midnight-emily.livejournal.com]

You are a girl!!!!!!!!!!

[skeeve]

Hey, at least I don't have Mono.

[midnight-emily.livejournal.com]

I dont have mono, just death flu

so there

Lola

[sasuran.livejournal.com]

That's kind of too awesome for words. *G* Are there any other mistakes? Aside from your prenatal abs? *LOL*

[miriam-torason.livejournal.com]

Well, aside from being my not-pregnant, not rH isoimmune, not-sick-with-mono wife? I think we've got it covered. XD The ONE THING we went in to have the blood draw for? Yeah, blood type? NOT on the results.

I fell over laughing at the clinic. Into a chair, but still. XD

[sasuran.livejournal.com]

Oh no!!! hahaha. Does that mean he needs to get it done? o_O.

[miriam-torason.livejournal.com]

We don't know. The clinic is calling the lab to see if they have that on file. Otherwise, it'll likely have to be re-done. ACK!

[sasuran.livejournal.com]

WOW. That's brutal. o_O. Oh, labs that just don't have their act together... o_O

[skeeve]

It's actually four mistakes - they got my gender wrong, ran two tests I didn't need, and didn't run the test I did need.

[rinabell.livejournal.com]

Haha! What a mistake!

[skeeve]

It's actually four mistakes - they got my gender wrong, ran two tests I didn't need, and didn't run the test I did need.

[revdrhack.livejournal.com]

I don't see anything wrong here. Nope, no new information whatsoever.

[skeeve]

I always knew you could see right through my cunning sham.

[thegreyqueen.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're younger than me???

[skeeve]

I don't know - am I?

[thegreyqueen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm 27.

[skeeve]

Coulda fooled me - I had you pegged at twenty four or twenty five, and that's even after the standard 'add five years 'cause I suck at this'.

[uninformed.livejournal.com]

You are the manliest chick I've ever met.

[skeeve]

I like to think of myself as a 'Drag King'.

[sasuran.livejournal.com]

XD XD XD

[blackcat914.livejournal.com]

So alec how many Prenatal screenings have you had sonce this one was a repeat.....

[skeeve]

Apparently at least one.

[blackcat914.livejournal.com]

So apparently My Brother-in-law is a Not Pregnant, Non Mono infected, Female ZOMBIE




GET THE AX!!!!!!!!!!!

[heyitskel.livejournal.com]

Does this mean Care's a lesbian? Because if so... *winkwink*

[skeeve]

I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU ELABORATE.

[heyitskel.livejournal.com]

You love me forever, anyway.

[skeeve]

Yes, but I want you to elaborate on lesbian activities with my wife.

Is that so wrong?

[abeaverhausen1.livejournal.com]

I rarely actually LOL when I say I LOL. But I actually did LOL at this.

WTF?

[skeeve]

It's that darned socialized medicine again.

Making sex changes available for free has thrown our society into chaos.